I feel bullet proof in mine, all tucked in and tight. Under a dress there’s nothing better. No seams, no lines, just smooth ass. Not so comfy under jeans all day, but why not pull them on for a date, then scrape them off right after. Just make sure you’re alone cause they do look freaky. And yeah, it’s brutal if you need to pee. So try not to.

Even a super fit girl I know um…really well, wears them until she loses the baby weight. I don’t have that excuse, seems I’ll always need to lose 5 pounds. Or lose my sweet tooth. She’s only trying to make this cookie monster feel better, but my favorite fashion-trend advisor Jen, assures me even the skinny 30 year olds she knows wear them too. They sure do boost a girls confidence.

Not feeling all sassy and lean but need to be? Just spank it.